STF!

2010-05-02T18:57:00.000+08:00

Today's a sunny Sunday
Seriously,can u imagine how hot it was?!
U just can't get sweating anymore faster with just a liiiiiiitle bit of exposure to the heat.

2010-04-12T21:16:00.000+08:00

Siobhan Magnus, weeeeeeeeee!

2010-04-12T21:07:00.000+08:00

Backstage crew member in this year's speech day
Awesome, great experience
But it's stuffy and crampy at the backstage
I don't care, as long as i'm involved in the community and contribution is made, it's a deed for me
Full stop.

2010-04-04T16:16:00.000+08:00

Though Didi's out, she's the best anyway
So right now,i have high hopes for Siobhan. She's great too
Don't loathe me for being so unsettled.
I'm not a die-hard A.I. fan anyway.

2010-03-24T17:28:00.002+08:00

DIDI BENAMI!
The crown will be her's!

2010-03-24T17:24:00.001+08:00

Thumbs up for the cast of GLEE!

2010-03-15T22:23:00.001+08:00

I literally sat on a millionaire's Merc with the millionaire himself driving beside me!
Gosh, awesome la please! That was real shit i tell u
He's a GM for 'Medic', a major company which sells all kinds of medicines.
If u dun get ur shit at Watson's , Guardian or anywhere else, GO TO MEDIC(the only place that i know which has this shop is at tanjong pagar,HEHE)
It sells all kinds of remedies.
He gave me all sorts of advisories till it got very annoying
Cause if u were there, u would be like 'have u had enough?!'
Oh c'mon! are u gonna be that nasty?! we depend on him when we are ill etc.
But he's good! Millionaire where got no good rite!! TSK!

2010-03-09T22:22:00.000+08:00

I get dozier and dozier as time passes during a-maths lesson.
So unhealthy!
Not a good sign. I must learn how to LOVE the subject.

2010-03-01T22:46:00.002+08:00

Lycanthrophy -Lycanthropy is the ability or power of a human being to undergo transformation into a wolf, or to gain wolf-like characteristics

Have u ever thought how cool would it be if someone now in this world is able to undergo lycanthrophy and transform into a wolf, werewolf instead. I love it. Due to the influence of 'Twilight' and 'New Moon' , Jacob Black specifically. Destroying vampires? Awesome shit

What the shit, i was in my own world.
Werewolves \m/

2010-02-16T22:11:00.000+08:00

Holy shit!!!
Curse the salons for not opening on CNY
HAH,well, u can blame on me partly of it. Cause i don't wanna cut earlier.HEH
Sorry for the harsh words though :)
Sooooooooo... Tomorrow's hairstyle = Nerd? Hiding every single strand of hair that contradicts the school requested hair length? Cool!!!
Flat and neat:)

2010-02-13T22:27:00.001+08:00

Well well well, where should i start?
I officially got my first red packet! wooots!

But CNY for me is never that happy, the whole idea is just to get red packets! HAH!
I'm so freaking realistic
I'm not gonna get this kind of pleasure after i got married, cause i need to distribute red packets rather than collecting them!!!
Kiss my shit!

Happy CNY and wish everyone a year of abundance

Ooooooooooo, I'm so gonna see Taylor Lautner in Valentine's Day!

2010-01-31T19:56:00.000+08:00

The result of not posting for a prolonged time is not able to start and write on a proper post
That's what i occur, NOW!
Sianzation everybody!!!

2010-01-24T22:12:00.000+08:00

This blog is freaking revived by ME! T-I-N-G F-E-N-G
It's my blog anyway,haaaaa!
Ahh crap!

2010-01-11T17:00:00.001+08:00

Hello people .
It's super the superb helping TF the lazy pig updating his dying blog :D
He is busying studying & is very serious with his work now .
I hope he influence me fast D:

&& PEOPLE !
PLEASE BUY HIM A KEYBOARD & MAKE HIM PLAY ALL DAY LONG :D
& WE SHALL LAUGH AT HIS O'S RESULT NEXT YEAR , HAHAHA !
LOL LOL LOL (pls don't kill me when you see this , HAHA )

The owner will be back soon , I guess :/
& he shall bribe me with chocolates & sweets if he want me to hack his blogger again !
HEHEHE ok ciaos

Start of something new

2010-01-01T22:18:00.005+08:00

New year's day party was a bomb!!!

How abt ur's? Great?

It's the start of a new decade,aiming to live to the fullest!

2010 resolution? Obviously my o-lvls,DUHH. I'm gonna strive for it.

10 pointer? Possible? HAAAA

No matter,it's the start of a pursuit of success

Got back to work

2009-12-30T22:42:00.004+08:00

Finally got back to gym and ball workouts

I missed the feeling,pushing myself to the limit,as if i'm gonna die soon,i love it

That's my drive,too get better,that's my strive.

My first shot attempt was drastic,it was waaaaaay of target

Well,soon i got back my touch and things got back on terms

2009-12-24T01:11:00.003+08:00

TO Y'ALL PEEPS OUT HERE!

My previous post was outta my mind,i'm not referring to anyone!

Get it?Feel me?

Ok,there was a soccer match today. And i played for eury

They are really good players:)

And yup,we won:)

True Friend

2009-12-21T22:37:00.002+08:00

I don't care whether ur Working! Fcking! Rocking! Or whatever shit that's gonna limit ur time.

Hellyaw! Just save some time! Make it up!

Not trying to ask u out everyday 24/7

It's just a day per week. That's enough already. That's already the maximum i expect from.

2009-12-21T01:47:00.004+08:00

Sweet nibblets! I need to sleep!

But ironically,i can't sleep

That's my point,sleeping at around 3am everyday doesn't seem to be a good thing

Digging out the positive aspect of it,u can finally find yourself staying up till so late cause i can't do it anymore when school starts!

To a larger extent,u think deeply,c'mon on.How am i gonna start getting used to the sleeping time i had before?

I mean c'mon! Y dwell on these when ur having a good time now?

Yea,a great time.I changed to a new phone.

Like finally,a phone that can stay with me for long

And W-H-A-T T-H-E H-E-C-K is wrong with mixpod?!

C'mon,what's wrong with it?!

Tplp says:mixpod kick ass super boomxz!

o.O?! ok! i can't be bothered!

Wondering who Tplp is, 'Welcome to pastamania,can i have ur order?'

Yea,got it?:)

2009-12-17T00:48:00.001+08:00

Now what's wrong with my blog song?

It's not playing!

2009-12-14T13:31:00.002+08:00

Xabi Alonso in Real Madrid uniform

That was the last thing i wanted him to do.

U know why,just look at Liverpool's season

Compared to last season,utterly a fall from grace

Now u see,how Alonso meant to us and how much we missed him

Prolly one of the best buys behind Torres under job threatened Benitez?

Asking myself,is it the first time i live as a Liverpool fan in shame?

Liverpool haters?!

Btw,he's more sexy than Zac Efron :p

2009-12-14T13:28:00.001+08:00

Hey there! There's Chris Paul a.k.a CP3 from the New Orleans Hornets

A cute nigga! HEH!

I'm heading for ball later:)

2009-12-10T23:09:00.001+08:00

No, i don't believe you

When you say don't come here around no more

So don't pretend to

Not love me at all

Oh,i don't believe

2009-12-09T22:20:00.003+08:00

I was freaking scouted by a mediacorp artiste today at cwp

I was offered a job as free lance modelling

Well,such coincidence! Ya know y?!

I was also out today to find a job! HAH!

But used to keeping a low profile,i rejected him

I may accept if i was not asked to pay a 100 bucks to get into his team

Quite appealing at first when i heard about the chances of acting in a movie. But it's over! I ditched it and moved on

But credits for his good taste of scouting me as a potential model! :P

So i filled up two part time forms today

Mainly jigsaw world at cwp and cathay amk hub

2009-12-09T09:46:00.000+08:00

9.47am

Bye!!!

I'm off and out alone for the whole day

2009-12-09T00:24:00.000+08:00

DON'T BE AFRAID TO JUMP THEN FALL

2009-12-07T21:22:00.003+08:00

How about this. Wake up early in the morning with only 6 hours of sleep and head for soccer under the motherfucking hot sun that you could never imagine(its REALLY REALLY sunny) and head for basketball in the afternoon. Yea,i certainly accomplished that. A marathon.

And now,i'm tanned like a motherbitch. That's not cool!

I've not been sweating so much before!

Ya know,a hanging chicken soaked under soup. Yea!beat that!

Ccb! Gonna stay at home for one week :)

Now my legs are wobbly

There's a feeling that it's gonna cramp soon,heh!

2009-12-04T18:13:00.003+08:00

Remember the blondies i mentioned earlier?

Ta-da!!!

The one in the center with the shades. H-O-T!!!

2009-12-04T18:09:00.002+08:00

Back from TQH's chalet

Some pictures for u

2009-12-02T01:27:00.003+08:00

I really need to blog this even if i do not have the picture with me

So,yesterday i was in bugis with my dudes and we walked passed a bus inside carrying a few australian netball girls

Hot blondies!!!

And they're only 14

So Haizal,Ah Chong and me decided to take picture with them

That girl especially,she's spicy like f***

I'll point to u when i have the picture

And having an insane mind,i asked for her number.She was on with it.

But it was bound to be me who gave her my number,heh!

I'm freaking not gonna waste my chances.hehehe

2009-11-29T23:31:00.002+08:00

Shiatz ttm! my parents are at hong kong and i forgot to upload the pictures yesterday

But i only managed to take only 2 pathetic pictures?! LOL!

I can't live in that country

It's so motherfucking dirty and the people are living in such a pathetic way

Public transport so fucked up

Damn,i have a lot to criticize

And i got so fucked up playing ball today when i was playing against chinese people from that country

CCB! All of them were so violent

Cresent park is not singapore territory anymore

You can really observe how many pussies were there,especially from that country

Dog! FUCKYEAH!

2009-11-26T00:48:00.002+08:00

Here's a rap for u

It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow

To everybody on your dick, no homo

I bought my whole family whips, no Volvos

Next time i'm in church, please no photos

But i know that if i stay stunting

All these girls only gon' want one thing

I could spend my whole life good will hunting

Only good gon' come is as good when i'm cumming

She got a ass that'll swallow up a g-string

And on top, uh, two bee stings *o.O

And i'm beasting off the riesling

And my nigga just made it out the precinct

2009-11-25T23:20:00.002+08:00

Posting will resume on the 29th!

Off to KL to attend some wedding!

U all people will be desperately waiting for pictures!

I know i know,HAH! :p!!!

Selamat tingal!!!

2009-11-23T22:51:00.004+08:00

Not gonna talk about basketball,totally off-form.TSK!

Let me show u an example of what best frens and how they think together are like.

Well,Haizal and me have much of it between us

As u see,few months ago,August or September i think, Yuhang was pranked by me. Lazy to elaborate on that,go search it out on the archives:) oops,there's only Oct and Nov,HEHE!

NOW! It was Haizal's turn,his plot was like two weeks? It succeeded wonderfully.

Where do i start?

Initially,Yuhang was mentioning to us about a girl,well,the way he speaks it seems that he's fond of her

So during that time,he doesn't have Haizal's number

So Haizal pretended and texted him saying that 'she' had changed her number

All along,Yuhang was freaking sending so called redundant messages to Haizal

U really think of it,it's quite gay u know

Back to the main point.

Genuinely,it was the girl's birthday and oh my gosh!

So much for staying up till 12am just to wish that 'girl' Yuhang!

Awwww,humiliation and pwnage

Sorry dude,u know,we're dudes still right?

Well,ME and MY BRO have alot of explanation to do to really really make Yuhang gain back our trust! hehe!

2009-11-22T22:16:00.003+08:00

Wear a long sleeved shirt inside and a jacket outside while jogging would be awesome!

Be like Michael Phelps, 12000 calories per day but he burns it off during his workout

I really need to do it(not be like Michael Phelps,but jog like an insane)

2009-11-20T00:36:00.001+08:00

Funny and random shit found in 'bash.org'

a black baby died and went to heaven
and god looked at him and said, "you've earned your wings"
and gave the black baby wings
the black baby look up and said, "am i really an angel now"
and God looked down and said,
"HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT"

HEH! u get it?

2009-11-19T23:23:00.004+08:00

God damn it! Webcams are cool! When it comes to video chat,awesome dawg!

U could look at ur appearence anytime,HAH! that's redundant i know

But seriously,6 to 20 people inside a video conversation is fantastic isn't it!

There's a sheer excitement when u learned that ur webcamming a person of ur opposite sex in particular,WOO! It just pure video chat ok!nothing fishy:)

So yea,but,have u heard of webcam striptease? URGH,that's totally out!

I mean WTH?! I would rather go for a striptease show somewhere than indulging in webcam striptease

It really shows how pervert u are

Ah Chong mentioned this to me alot of times! He enjoys it!HAH!OOPS!

2009-11-17T22:45:00.005+08:00

Alright,I'm here to particularly dedicate this entire post to my dudes

Especially the one's who're graduating

Alvin,Haizal,Ah Chong,Adrian,Jor,Qi Huang and Glenn

All the best man!!! Seriously,all the best

2009-11-17T22:21:00.003+08:00

Before i start on my post,i really need to mention these two particular pictures

HEH! awesome isn't it?!

Sweet and perfect,too bad i never post on the one i kissed her,jokin!

Don't take it too hard ah Hidayah,hehe

I know u won't mind,u might be laughing to yourself right now...

Ok,Graduation 09 marks the end of their secondary school life for most of the graduating students

Tears of love were encountered

I really learned how Mdm Poh misses us so much,perhaps she was the only one with tears flowing like a tap

Her eyes were literally red,at least i was there to comfort and speak a little here and there to her

But the most love i really gave to was Mrs Nicole Lim

She's the best i can tell u,maybe not to u

But she's awesome to me!

The teacher carrying a Louis-V hand bag with her,HAH!!!

I managed to go up to her with no regrets

Give u see Mr Mok's face! hehe!

2009-11-15T23:14:00.003+08:00

School is officially over for the O-lvl students

I know i'm slow

But for me,it's either to be coming back for sec 5 or heading to ITE straight

More or less i can say to myself that school is officially over for me

Well,perhaps this coming Tuesday's Graduation Day maybe a memorable one.

An emotional one for all the O-lvl students

U could really picture out the ambience

Obviously,we're gonna leave everyone with a warm-hearted appreciative hug

So awkward to see guys doing that to each other.HAH!

Why am i here talking about all this?!

Makes me feel so despo,URGH!

Nevermind,let me take back my words

See ya!

2009-11-11T22:12:00.002+08:00

Retards are humans,they're just slower than most of us

We can't take advantage of them and condemn them

They need to be respected like how we respect each other

Sometimes u'll get fucking pissed off with retards,i know.

U see one retard that doesn't look like the same age as us mentally,but physically we're similiar.

I'm referring to mentally retards

But u can easily differentiate a physically retard from a normal human

Oh yeaa,TPLP is goin to thailand,she'll be back on monday.heh!

Wish her have fun!!! Better come back!If not grad. day no hug for u.:p

2009-11-10T21:55:00.002+08:00

Haroooo! Wasup my bastards and bitches!

Holy hell,i had never been so tired that i could imagine before today morning

Yea,freaking yowning all the way throughout class

Fortunately there's Ss today,which means i could sleep. how cool.

I could not suck in lessons from fatigue. URGHH!

And sooo,I freaking got myself to the gym today with Jian Long

So wellll,I needa go to the library and study.

Sounds ironic huh?After finishing my N-levels.

I got O-levels to take next year man!

So sure that I'm gonna make it to sec 5,HAH!

Yes I am,why the fuck would i come for bridging if it was not for the confidence?!

2009-11-08T22:23:00.010+08:00

Wasup!WAsup!WASup!WASUp!WASUP!

Yea,not gonna blog about today cause it's mainly staying at home:)

Yesterday was awesome.

Went to sentosa with 18 mates including me

Well,the main idea of travelling all the way to Sentosa Siloso Beach was to celebrate Zw's B'day,which is tomorrow,on an earlier date.

I'm effing lazy to elaborate more about it

So,I'll just let the pictures do the talking alright?:)

Pictures are more convincing.

2009-11-02T21:43:00.002+08:00

WADUP YOOOO!!!

Man,i'm just here to report to y'all that i'm fine

Those who're worrying about me,relax man!

I'm ok! My life's awesome,amazing and magnificent

It's just that i have these 2 motherfucking weeks of Bridging Programme,which is totally redundant!

It's the hols man!Why are we here in school mugging so freaking hard?!

I would've got my job by now,if it was no for this sucking Programme,TSK!

It's too late to regret not putting in more effort in PSLE and ended up in NA.

Why does this 'shingz' school keeps on emphasizing on transition of academics from N to O-lvls?!

They're making us more pressurized which will result in STRESS!

URGH,FUCK SHIT!!!

2009-10-30T20:57:00.002+08:00

SUP LADIES AND GENTLEMENS!

Back-ed home at around 7pm after my gym workout with Janson,Jon,Han Sen,Eddie and Zw

It was cool!

I need the Mac Monopoly coupons.

I just need no.112 to redeem my itouch!!! I have no.111 already, another no.112!

Who has it?HAHAAAAAA!

Unless u are DAMN fortunate,if not it's gonna be uber hard

2009-10-28T22:39:00.002+08:00

Maths paper 2 was EASY!!!

It was not what i expected from it!

So much for worrying and stressing!

And yea,now i'm gonna stress for my hair

Never even bothered to trim it,urgh!!!

2009-10-28T00:32:00.004+08:00

WADUP!!!

Today's Maths Paper 1?LOL!!!

What can i say? Easy? Yes it is

But i predict later will not be a day for most of the students cause paper 2's gonna be difficult

Paper 1 easy,so paper 2's gonna be hard. Yea,that's the philosophy for O-lvl's

And well,can u believe it i'm now practicing to consolidate my skills for later's paper.

About 14 more hours to the paper,there's still time:)

2009-10-27T02:19:00.003+08:00

it's 2.32AM in the morning and here i am.... tomorrow, well actually today, will be the O level maths paper... but i'm not studying... instead, i'm playing fifa10 on my psp... woohoo! anw, i think i'm getting sick... fyi, i dont like taking medicine.. but i'll eat if you feed me... :) so, do tag me if you're a really sweet and caring soul who is willing to feed me... kkays.. back to day in school.. tday, well yesterday, was the first day of bridging.. and it was soo f*********** up i tell... wanna know why???? hahahah... i'm not gonna tell... its been a long time since me and my dawgs went out together and just hav fun... haizzz.. those dayss... fyi, i'm not emo... i'm just recalling the wonderful and care-free times... lately i've been craving for a mac spicy... yumm yumm... who want treat???? hehehehe.... before i end, i got a confession to make... actually i'm not Soh Ting Feng... i'm actually..................

tadaaa!!!! fyi, i'm at his house... :)

2009-10-24T21:12:00.004+08:00

WADUP!

I wasn't blogging yesterday cause it was Mingpei's bday

Reached home at 2am,totally impossible for me to on the computer

So yeah,we were at sembawang park bbq-ing

God damn shit! There were tons and tons of food

That was the reason why we had to leave at such a late time,just to finish up everything

And yeah! What a bday surprise u would ever wished for?!

D-U-R-I-A-N-S. That's her bday surprise present

Not any ordinary durians,it's 36D!MWAHAHAHA!

Well today,time past by extremely fast today i noticed

I only did a set of maths paper and during 3plus.

And amazingly by the time i've completed the papers,it's already evening

Wow! It's just like a stone killing two birds?

Killing time and gaining some knowledge at the same time.COOL

2009-10-21T22:34:00.003+08:00

I'M GET FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW

THIS IS LIFELESS

I'M BORED

FUCK THAT SHIT

HAHAAAAAAA~~

AND WTF,I'M USING BACK THAT OLD PHONE-.-!

I SWEAR,MY HOUSE'S RECEPTION WAS MAKING MY PHONE INSANE

I NEEDA MOTHERFUCKING CHANGE MY HOUSE,JUST KIDDIN:D

It's here im gonna vent my anger on,sorry for the F words

2009-10-20T21:17:00.004+08:00

Wadup!!!

Straight to my point

Arrived at the gym as usual at 1.30pm

Worked out for about an hour or two and met my dudes,Jon and Zal at cwp

Went to play ball after that with my ball mates

Coool,fun,enjoyable.

And balling is exactly euphoric!!!

Zw,u dun need to get frustrated so easily.

We have to encourage each other^^

There's school tmr!!!!@#@$#Q

And my homework's not done

Well Mrs Goh,dun have high hopes that i'll do my homework after almost a week of holiday

Ur gonna taste shit tmr,A SET OF BLANK UNDONE WORKSHEET

Brother love

2009-10-19T21:33:00.002+08:00

WADUP!!!

Fine day wif my homies

Went to meet Lil CPCA and Zal at Marina along wif Jon and Zw

Initially we had an outing wif some other friends but one of them 'ditched' us,so we had to postpone it.LOL!

Zw's depressed,i know^^

Wasted all our freaking efforts finding for food and end up having Subway for dinner?WTH!!!

And apparently it costs me a pathetic 8.10 bucks.WTF?!

Obviously i'm not full just only having a 6-inch sandwich-.-

And the cookies i gave it to my mummy ok!damn filial:D

I'm going off now,see ya guys tmr

Stay tuned and find out how i do;)!!!

Posted by, Jonathan ng :)

2009-10-17T21:21:00.001+08:00

Posted by, Jonathan ng :)

okay, just finished helping this guy to complete his new blog.
as you can see, blackpeepee.blogspot.com.
kind of, peepee? LOL!
idk wat im saying, but seriously, i need to swimmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
say thank you brather! :D
ans, tag him with ur links, so he can link you guys upp ^^